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reroreroVarious little fanwork tidbits I've translated for fun.
Disclaimers:
✮ My moonrunes skills are serviceable, but not fluent. This is all just for funsies, so I haven't spent much time proofreading and double-checking. Everything here should be fairly accurate because I try my best to preserve the artist's intentions whenever I translate, but an unfamiliar kanji or two may have slipped by without dictionary consultation.
✮ Because of the above, I'm doing this mostly just for myself. I haven't asked any artist permissions, so I won't be doing any image-editing / reuploading. All images will be linked to, with text translations.
✮ I doubt this will ever actually be a cause for concern, but I'll say it just in case: please don't repost my translations, or use them for anything. I can't guarantee the quality of anything here, so I'd like them to stay here in their own little dusty playpen.
✮ UNMARKED SPOILERS EVERYWHERE.
✮ Everything's divvied up into two categories: heavy / serious / feels-y stuff and more lighthearted stuff
✮ Almost all Stardust Crusaders stuff. Maybe some other parts will sneak in?
✮ Some of this is gonna be shippy and fujoshi-flavored.No Very very little porn. 
Anything raunchy will be noted in the comment subject.
✮ I don't take any of this stuff as canon, and it shouldn't be reflective of how I RP Kakyoin. It's mostly going here because I wanted a place to store all the little tidbits I've translated for fun.
✮ Here's how I format:
I use first initials for most characters (Jotaro, Kakyoin, Abdul, Polnareff, Dio, etc.) except for Joseph before Jotaro already hogged the J spot.
Disclaimers:
✮ My moonrunes skills are serviceable, but not fluent. This is all just for funsies, so I haven't spent much time proofreading and double-checking. Everything here should be fairly accurate because I try my best to preserve the artist's intentions whenever I translate, but an unfamiliar kanji or two may have slipped by without dictionary consultation.
✮ Because of the above, I'm doing this mostly just for myself. I haven't asked any artist permissions, so I won't be doing any image-editing / reuploading. All images will be linked to, with text translations.
✮ I doubt this will ever actually be a cause for concern, but I'll say it just in case: please don't repost my translations, or use them for anything. I can't guarantee the quality of anything here, so I'd like them to stay here in their own little dusty playpen.
✮ UNMARKED SPOILERS EVERYWHERE.
✮ Everything's divvied up into two categories: heavy / serious / feels-y stuff and more lighthearted stuff
✮ Almost all Stardust Crusaders stuff. Maybe some other parts will sneak in?
✮ Some of this is gonna be shippy and fujoshi-flavored.
Anything raunchy will be noted in the comment subject.✮ I don't take any of this stuff as canon, and it shouldn't be reflective of how I RP Kakyoin. It's mostly going here because I wanted a place to store all the little tidbits I've translated for fun.
✮ Here's how I format:
Person: talking talking talking (aside text / text not in speechbubble) [ action / SFX / <-- any arrow text ]
(Person: thought bubble text)
[ person: actions / narrated thoughts ]
[ titles / narrative text / large SFX ]
I use first initials for most characters (Jotaro, Kakyoin, Abdul, Polnareff, Dio, etc.) except for Joseph before Jotaro already hogged the J spot.
comic, jotaro & kakyoin, "kakyoin and dick positions" I SWEAR THIS ISN'T PORN
Date: 2014-11-13 10:57 pm (UTC)[ kakyoin ... a long, slim-fitting jacket and long, slim-fitting pants, and his build is pretty long and slim, too. all in all, his style is pretty long and slim. the kind of guy whose manner of speaking and his conduct give the impression of being feminine at times. ]
[ jotaro was incredibly troubled by the fact that, despite those slim-fitting clothes he always wore ]
[ it was impossible to tell which side kakyoin let his dick hang ]
[ J: but there's no way i could just go up and point-blank ask, 'which way do you let your dick hang.' in fact, if i asked like that, i might get punched. well, unlike a certain somebody, at least i think i won't get elbowed. ]
[ J: kakyoin said that we were the first people he could ever call friends. making this sort of inquiry to that sort of guy feels a bit pitiful, so i can't do something like that, but. i can't help being incredibly bothered by the question of his dick position. ]
K: jotaro, here's your share.
[ J: to the right ... ? no, upwards? ]
K: ?
[ STAREEEEE ]
[ J: when i'm bothered by something i can't even sleep at night ]
K: ah ... um ...
K: is there something stuck to my clothes?
J: di ...
J: NOTHING
[ COUGH COUGH ]
K: di ... ?
J: no nothing
[ J: shit ... don't come so close to me ... it really bothers me ... ! ]
[ nngh ]
[ J: the more i look at it the more it bothers me! ]
[ J: where's the bulge. there should be bulge. or is it so small that you can't even make a bulge? ]
K: i ... i see ...
[ J: that'd be pretty pitiful, but even so, there should be a small bulge ]
[ J: no ... i should try being roundabout here ... 'cause of you i've only been able to sleep 8 hours a day, how're you gonna make this up to me ]
J: kakyoin, try sitting like a delinquent
K: eh ... ?
K: ... ?
[ J: ... WHERE IS IT? ]
J: it's fine ... it's fine now ...
K: ... ?
[ J: strange ... with how tight his pants are, you should be able to see the shape ... but i still can't even see anything ... just how small is it ]
[ J: come to think of it i've never even seen him try and adjust his dick position ]
(J: not that i want to see it)
(joseph: it feels weird when it's not to the right)
[ J: i've seen polnareff and the old man do it ]
(P: gimme more)
(K: get it yourself)
[ J: so, when do you adjust yours, kakyoin, i've really never seen it ]
[ J: ah dammit, i can't hold it in any more! ]
J: KAKYOIN!
J: WHICH SIDE
J: DO YOU TUCK YOUR DICK!?
P: PFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
K: wh ... what are you asking so suddenly, jotaro ...
J: shut up, it's been bothering me! there should be a bulge! (grrr)
K: d ... does it really matter where it is ...
J: you're the only one i've never see adjusting himself! do you not have one attached down there!
K: I HAVE ONE!
K: aaaaaaaalright, it's to the right!
J: don't just try to bullshit me!
K: ah, fine, then it's upwards!
J: are you being honest, i'm gonna touch
K: AAAAAAAA PLEASE NO DON'T DO THAT
K: alright, wait just a sec, i'll go check and tell you.
J: so it's so small that you can't tell unless you actually check ...
K: I'M GOING TO CRUSH YOUR TAROU
K: fine ... just wait a second ...
K: ...
[ joseph, P <-- they ended up becoming curious too ]
K: huh ... it's not there ... ?
[ !? ]